Season's Greetings (Politically Correc!)

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Сообщение Chaika »

Dear Forumчане!

в духе политкорректности и с юмором.

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2020, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or that it is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
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Сообщение tourist »

Chaika,
I appreciate your effort,I really do.
But I have nevertheless to mention that your
utter rudeness towards our transgender brothers and sisters
or is it sisters and brothers or our brothers,who have become our sisters
or who are in the process of transitioning toward this noble cause ... whatever
is highly regrettable.
Your ill-considerate assumption that we all have some specific gender
or are gender fluid is
morally appalling if not criminally punishable.

You do realize that you're in our safe space, if you know'm sayin'?
So you have to toe the line.
I would like to introduce you to a very strange concept called transphobia
I know it is entirely alien to you, but I'd like you to be more sensitive in your
struggle to become a better person.
And while I'm violently agree with all your bending-over-backwards attempts
to be inclusive,
unfortunately you have left me no choice,but to publicly denounce your transphobic tendencies that are
totally unacceptable on an all permissive board as EFL.

Having said that,I wish you happy ...
well, compliments of the season to you too ))
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