Вот что мне удалось насобирать (на слух и из интернета):
I've been to every corner of the planet
I'm like a drug and you really should ban it
I'm just a dangerous (hare?) there is no doubt
I'm toxic and bad tempered so just don't ask me out
So listen captain if you wanna ride
I've got (enough?) a lot of horrid stuff inside
I'm just a dangerous (cow?) this much is for certain
So if you're smart cabin boy you'll keep your shirt on
You don't want to know me I've got too much baggage
I've got an ex-boyfriend locked up in my garage
I may be dodgy I lie like a monkey
I may be whoo-ha turn nasty when drunky
I've got some baggage on board you can't handle
I'm mental I'm bored I'm a scandal
I'm just like a drug and you really should ban it
And there is nothing worse than me on the planet
Put me through an X-ray machine I'm heartless
(A picture of what's nasty and mean but I'm artless?)
There's nothing you can do to impress if you adore me
I've seen it all I can't care less you will bore me
So you'd better beware I swear I don't care
You'll despair you'll tear (lose more than your hair?)
Come on board I'll guarantee catastrophe
(I'll stay a rude rock but you won't last with me?)
You're swimming with the shark who's lost her sanity
You better listen up 'cause I'm the queen of (parody?)
Come any closer boy and I will ??? you
And if you wriggle in my rocks I'll make a (steel?) of you.
You don't wanna know me I'm not a nice lady
Grim and bad-tempered, my past is so shady
I've done some bad shit send ??? through the post
My mind is a cesspit and I wee on you toast
You don't wanna know me I'm not a nice person
I'm really bad now I will only worsen
I'm a bit spiteful as tough as asbestos
And if you find me it will be your loss