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Заур пишет: ↑12 мар 2018, 17:43 So, what can you say about this greedy creature? And about the baboon. :))

One clever baboon managed to arrange a date with a woman, pretending to be a man on some dating site. But when she came and saw him, she realized that he wasn't quite as handsome as in the photo he used for his account. So she ran away but decided to take with her the flowers that he had given to her because she thought they were now hers. Yet the baboon thought differently and wanted them back, probably to use them later with another gullible woman.

acapnotic пишет: ↑13 мар 2018, 15:38 probably to use them later with another gullible woman

I wouldn't be surprised at all if it had made several dates on this day. That is one clever baboon

Заур пишет: ↑13 мар 2018, 13:03 O, my... What's happening here?

In this picture we can see two monkeys on the tree or rather on the log perhaps somewhere in the woods. The monkey on the right is bent over, and the monkey on the left has its right hand very close to the ass area of the first monkey. Well, we know that monkeys usually help each other to get rid of some parasites, like fleas and lice, living in their fur. It's also an important bonding act. This way they show they care of each other. But usually they search through head for parasites. And when I look at this picture, the only thing that comes to my mind is a prostate exam or massage :) I have no clue actually. But for me it's very funny.

Заур, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it had made several dates on this THAT day. That is one clever baboon

Belka_Teacher, а почему?

Традиция. Прошлое воспринимается, как что-то отдалённое.

acapnotic, фото могло быть сделано сегодня утром )

Заур, it doesn't matter, if you use past tense while telling the story, then also use that, not this.

Заур пишет: ↑10 мар 2018, 15:12 Another scene on the beach for you. Describe what you see here. Can you suggest what they are talking about?

It is this beach

where..........Nina is having a rest in Australia)))

Johnwesleyhardin, Сходство конечно есть, но предлагаю в эту тему не углубляться )

Заур пишет: ↑10 мар 2018, 00:46

The woman is talking to her husband on the cell phone:
- Morning, honey! Oh, don't worry, the car is OK, just a tiny radiator leak.
#whitelies

And shit got suddenly real in this picture

Заур пишет: ↑14 мар 2018, 12:53

Elon Musk's Big F*cking Rocket takes off to Mars.
#ToBoldlyGoWhereNoManHasGoneBefore

Or maybe it has just arrived back. The crew must have caught some Martian disease that killed them and will now spread all over the globe and kill 99,99% of the world population. Or turn them into zombies.

Заур пишет: ↑14 мар 2018, 12:53 And shit got suddenly real in this picture

In this picture we can see a town by the mountains in the background. Right in the middle of the picture there is a ten-story building dangerously bent to the left side. There are many people and cars by the right side of the building including a fire truck with a ladder extended to the fourth or fifth floor. Notably, there are neither people nor cars by the left side of the building. That's apparently because there's still a chance of the building's falling and that area was cleared up. The accident probably was caused by earthquake. There are hundreds of other buildings forming a triangle area behind the bent building but interestingly enough they don't seem to be damaged. That's probably because they are significantly smaller - most of them don't have more than 3-4 floors. The other possible explanation is that the bent building had been constructed badly, probably with a weak basement that couldn't withstand shakes.

Заур пишет: ↑15 мар 2018, 14:37 a ten-story building dangerously bent to the left side.

It should probably be "tilted" or "tipped", not "bent".

acapnotic пишет: ↑15 мар 2018, 15:59 It should probably be "tilted" or "tipped", not "bent".

or leaned over
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaning_Tower_of_Pisa
thank you

Заур пишет: ↑16 мар 2018, 13:26

In this picture we can see dogs running and jumping over the wire fence. It's a country landscape presumably in summer. The ground is covered with grass. We can see mountains in the background. It's hard to say for sure but I believe there are some houses down there in the bottom right corner. In the foreground there are from 8 to 10 dogs, probably dalmatians. Some of them are running towards the fence, four of them are caught by a photographer flying over the fence, and two dogs are already on this side of the fence, running from it to our direction. We don't see what they are running from or to. Perhaps there is a bear after them, chasing them away from its terrain. Or probably it's lunch time and they had heard some sound signal from their owner that the lunch is ready.

Заур пишет: ↑16 мар 2018, 13:26

That's what insomniac sheep see when they have trouble falling asleep.
#dogcounting

When you are describing a picture, follow these five steps:

1. Give a summary of what you see (imagine that you have to describe the picture in general to a person who can't see it).
2. Talk about where things are in the picture (what is in the middle, in the background, in the corners and so on).
3. Add details (stick to important details).
4. Speculate about what's in the picture (where it is, why it's happening and so on).
5. Speculate about the context of the picture (who took it, why they took it and so on).

Заур пишет: ↑16 мар 2018, 17:32

Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom et al. are having a hard time trying to play Quidditch on the waterlogged pitch.
#hogwaters

Заур пишет: ↑16 мар 2018, 17:32

In this picture we see children walking in the shallow water of the brook in the woods. In the foreground there are four kids looking into a camera and smiling. There are 4 or 5 kids behind them, some of them are also in the water, but a couple of them are on the bank. Judging by the clothes on children and by the fact that many leaves are brown and yellow, we can assume that it's autumn. Some of the children have scoop-nets in their hands. And it looks like some of them are searching something both in the water and on the ground. Perhaps they are fishing this way. Or they are after toads and frogs for zoology class (eeehhh... disgusting). The photo was probably taken by one of their classmates, and he had apparently said something funny, because the kids are smiling.