Describe a picture

[Kind_Punk]

Woman: "No... Why is my car committing suicide?"

[Заур]

Woman: "No... Why is my car committing suicide?"

Because every f^cking day she would rub every dirty spot right in its face

[acapnotic]

The husband of this woman had always dreamed of being a submariner. And on one rainy day he decided that the time had come for his dream to come true.

[deaptor]

The husband of this woman had always dreamed of being a submariner.

Besides, there was a sign saying "Carpool parking only". Where else was he supposed to park? :)

[Заур]

Another scene on the beach for you. Describe what you see here. Can you suggest what they are talking about?

[Kind_Punk]

Man: "What? I'm pregnant, give up your seat!"

[Заур]

Man: Come on... What do you say?
Woman: I don't know... My husband will hear us.
Man: Just one time. Ten minutes - max.
Man on the sun lounger: Go ahead, I don't care.
Woman: Oh, Max, you're awake?

[Заур]

Another scene on the beach for you. Describe what you see here. Can you suggest what they are talking about?

There is a man and a woman standing in front of each other on a sunny summer beach. In the background we can see hills in the haze. On the right side of the picture there are many people swimming in the sea or standing by it. Right behind the couple there are several boats. The woman has red hair. She is wearing a swim-suit. She is smiling at something, perhaps it's something that the man in front of her said. The man is a funny-looking one. He is wearing huge red shorts, they reach his knees. Given the size of his belly he is not a big enthusiast of any physical activity. But perhaps he is a fan of nice young women. The whole atmosphere of the picture is cheerful and bright.

[Juliemiracle]

Заур,
when I look at this photo with a car and a gloomy-looking woman, the first thing that comes to my mind is an old English children's nursery rhyme:
Doctor Foster went to Gloucester
In a shower of rain.
He stepped in a puddle
Right up to his middle
And never went there again.
Only the car didn't get so lucky. If only it had driven into the puddle "up to its middle" :)

[Заур]

Describe this picture, please. Don't forget to describe things you see in the background

[Belka_Teacher]

Тема пересена из Writing в Practise your English.

[Заур]

In this picture we can see a little boy walking a huge dog in the street. The boy is about 3-4 years old. He is barely taller than the dog. He is wearing white clothes - a T-shirt, trousers and perhaps snickers. And he is so happy right now. I am no expert but I believe that the breed of the dog is mastiff. Its body is beige but the face is black. The background of the picture is a bit blurred but we can see some buildings, walking people and a white car in the top right corner. A small detail that seems strange to me is that the boy is wearing a T-shirt while all the people behind him are wearing jackets - we can clearly see sleeves. So the weather is not very warm. Based on this detail I think we can assume that the person walking with the boy (no way he is alone there) is his father or uncle. Because women are usually more protective, they would never allow the kid to take off a jacket not to speak of going for a walk without jacket.

[Бубль Гум]

А у вас тут весело. Я, пожалуй, присоединюсь :)

Mommy refused to buy him a soft toy, so this street-smart kiddo got himself a "puppy". His parents are in for a surprise.
#dognapping

[Бубль Гум]

This wise woman definitely heeded Белая Мишка's advice. It seems she takes her husband's nutrition seriously ;)
#eatcakestaysafe #drinkbeerstaybuoyant

[Бубль Гум]

That proof-of-concept, designer's prototype of an innovative cat toilet, with a built-in waste recycling system, didn't work out so well in the end :)
#greentechnologies #smarthome

[Бубль Гум]

One puppy is pulling a prank on another.
- Are you absolutely sure you have stashed that six-pack to cool right here?
- Go on digging, buddy, it should be there :)
#airbud

[Johnwesleyhardin]

Describe this picture, please. Don't forget to describe things you see in the background

A child was hit by some bad boys at kindergarten. He didn't like to complain to his parents about bullying. So he decided to act himself. For some days he thought what he should do. Suddenly he had an idea: He borrowed a huge dog from his uncle (He said to him that he would play with the dog outside and come back soon) so that it bites all of his ill-wishers. So we see in the picture a happy boy going to revenge. It looks like a big city. There may be a lot of traffic and crowded places. But inspite of this, as we can see no one is paying any attention to him.

[Belka_Teacher]

Once upon a time there was a dog named Richard who was really lonely. So, one day he decided to take a human child from a shelter to keep him company. The child was kind and cheerful, so Richard called him Smiley. He was a kind dog and tried to take good care of his pet. He fed Smiley, gave him his favourite blanket to sleep on and, of course, took him for a walk twice a day. They became good friends and would often play with each other or just cuddle. Richard wasn't lonely anymore, and they lived happily ever after.

So, this picture shows Richard taking Smiley for a walk. We can also see some unhappy homeless people walking dejectedly in the background. Unlike Smiley, they haven't been adopted by dogs, so they're feeling down and seem to be at a loss what to do.

[Заур]

Belka_Teacher, I think your description is the most accurate :)

[Johnwesleyhardin]

so Richard called him Smiley

Извините за тупой вопрос. Тут имеется ввиду, что собака назвала мальчика Smiley так? То есть в вашем описании, как бы, пес является хозяйном, или так сказать, заботящем о ребенке. Я правильно понял?

[Belka_Teacher]

Johnwesleyhardin, да, в моем описании все наоборот))) Пес хозяин мальчика, и написано все как в детской сказке (Once upon a time... they lived happily ever after.)

[Заур]

So, what can you say about this greedy creature? And about the baboon. :))

[Бубль Гум]

What a genteel, well-mannered baboon! This lady accidentally dropped some fresh produce she's just bought and he's trying to help her get all that bulky stuff to the car!
#gentlemankey

[Заур]

So, what can you say about this greedy creature? And about the baboon. :))

There is a baboon in this photo trying to steal something from a woman. It's a middle-aged woman with brown hair, she is wearing sun glasses, gray jacket and gray pants. She must be coming back from shopping, she is carrying a big bag full of something. A big hairy baboon have his eye on flowers in the woman's bag. He is trying to pull them out of the bag and the woman is trying to save them pressing them to her body with her elbow. She has already lost a small plastic bag that is lying on the ground near her and it looks like she is going to lose the battle for the flowers. The place must be a parking lot, we can see a white car in the top left corner. Perhaps the victim of the assault was heading to her car, probably parked very close but she had ill luck.

Я написал steal, но наверное правильнее было бы take away, потому что тут не воровство, а разбой )))

[Заур]

O, my... What's happening here?